Ain't no such thing as halfway Cook

Flamingo: Is there a rule that if your last name is Cook you have to shoot whenever you get the ball?

*internet search churn*

Brian Cook: 0.100 FG%, career chucker
Daequan Cook: 0.267 FG%, career chucker
Omar Cook: 0.333 FG%, no career

Me: Yes. Yes there is.