Dear Buddha,
Ideally, these Mavericks and Lakers teams would cease to exist. But I know you aren't violent, and I know you promote love. Thusforth, please kindly transmogrify each and every Laker and Maverick on the court and on the bench into puppies.
Neutered puppies.
Also, Jack Nicholson can be an owl and Mark Cuban can be a hippo.
Thank you kindly.
Your Devoted Disciple
PS - Forget the neutering. Just make them all female, like in Jurassic Park, except without amphibian DNA so they cannot reproduce. Dirk and Kobe are already technically female dogs anyway, so there is less work for you to do.
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